NES JOKES

BINDU : If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,how many dollars would you have?
PAVAN : One dollar.
BINDU (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
PAVAN (sadly): You don't know my father.


BINDU(from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a TEACHER. When the VARDHARAJAN saw the BINDU's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK." The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW.....
BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
VARDHU fainted...


Once SURAJ meets a sadhu on road. Then suraj sees a dog and throws stone on it. He misses and exclaims: "SHITS! I missed.".The saadhu says hurting animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. Then again SURAJ neglecting the advise throws another stone. He misses again and shouts: "saalaa! phir sae missed" The saadhu warns him: "If you use such such language again. I will call upon the Gods to curse you." Again he throwed a stone. And still misses and cries out: "DAMN! Missed even this." The saint loses his tolerance and prays: "O God. This man has sinned thrice in front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him away." "Thooom!" There is a lightning bolt from the sky and the saadhu is vaporised. Awestruck, the SURAJ looks towards the sky and hears a thunder "F**K! I missed too."

The collector asked DEEPAK for his rail ticket. DEEPAK searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very kind of you,' replied DEEPAK, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'


Once Amit singh was relaxing in a vacant class alone. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg.
Walking up to him they asked him,"Sir are you relaxing?" Amit singh replied, "No, I am Amit Singh!"
The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Amit Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a near by vacant class and asked,"Are you relaxing?"
The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?"
Amit Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"