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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

N.E.S

U come to know its N.E.S(National Education Society) when:-
U see boys in pure shirt and formal style and girls in T-shirts and skirts.
U see boys carrying Rs.30/- extra, cuz they don't know when they will be fined.
U see students standing outside on corridor and when asked reason they simply reply that they were absent the day before that.
U see proffesors raiding your bag without any pre-warning.
Any thing of yours can be seized.
U are made to fill form late and then asked fine for filling it late.
U see the worst canteen being crowded.
U find more F1,F2 then all pass.
U find student's english book up-to-date.
U find the attendance around 95%.(Yuck!)
U find a never used fountain being placed.
U r asked to pay for ur absence.
U realize that teachers knows ur bio-data.
U find students having all the books in his bag.
U find no lecture is left free.
U find students covering even there rough book.
U find toppers getting admission through donation.
U find students laughing at a awkward jokes. (atleast
U find student thinks themselves as real stud. my
U find students giving silly names to each other. class)
U find library is always filled up.
(will be updated with more national news....so keep tune in)

4 Comments:

  • At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey this is jay shah from the same college.
    u know there is snadhya miss,she cant spell "s" properly.she is one of the sexiest teacher.but she is very rude.

    u know there is aditi ranade miss,oh man!!!!!!!! she is almost like a buffalo.we have to laugh on her jokes{compulsory}

    u know there is suresh sir,he is a cool guy but when he gets angry,he fucks the man in front of him.eg-babul and satish.

    u know there is bindu miss,wat to say abt her?"""""she is too horny""
    and hot to handle!!!!!!she flirts with each and everyboy of college.

    u know there is rama miss,we call her "ab tak chappan". no!no!no! she dosent act like nana patekar,she has 56 pimples on face.we also call her bhakri.

    u know there is muthu miss,she dosent open her mouth completely.god knows how she speaks!!!!!. how his husband handled his honeymoon!!'smart people can understand this'

    u know there is geeta miss,she was 4"inches and dint knew physics,she tought physics.recently the news was,she left college because she was goin to london.but no! she is hear teaching in coaching classes.in reality she wanted to leave n.e.s

    u know preeti miss,she was nice teacher.after every single word she added aaaaaa!!!!!.she got a good post after geeta left the college.


    u know there is lata teacher,she taught english but we dint listen to her.it was fun lecture.we used to eat "tiffins" in that lecture.

    u know there was sinny teacher,she was good,she was also same as lata teacher.she had hit amit of our class ver badly.

    u know there was shahine sahibole teacher,she teached electronics,we still dont remember and still dont know what was the portion for exams.shahine always threats students by telling that "i will leave this college"but students dont care."par haan teachers ki zaroor fat jati hai,pata nahi kyun?'"

    u know there is madhuri teacher,she teached electronics practicals,she was "haramkhor".she dint giv us marks during board practicals.

    u know jyotirmai thampan,her voice was like a wrestler and she was head of all the fools abt whom i talked before.she was like inspector and others constables,all were eating and dividing money.she took 300 rupees if she caught mobile phones ."arrey utne mein to ek prepaid card aa jata hai"

    u know tulsi,she was black beauty and looked like "chakka",she was sub-inspector of college.mainly she was handling commerce side, so she was not that much in the scene.


    AND NOW THE MAESTRO HIMSELF
    "SAALA CHUTYA,HARAMI,BEN***D,MADAR***D,KUTTA."
    THE ONE AND ONLY "VARDHARAJAN"
    U KNOW HE HAS 48 INSTITUTIONS.
    PHEW!!!! NAMED AS NES COLLEGE,NES SCHOOL,NES RATNAM,NES TOILET,NES YOGA CENTER,NES GYM,NES CANTEEN,NES CLASSROOMS, NES BENCHES,NES TUBELIGHTS ,..........NES ROAD.

    HE IS GOING TO OPEN AN FILM INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    I AM LAUGHING COZ THE ACTOR WOULD BE VIMAL KOTTILINGAM AND THE ACTRESS WOULD BE SATYABHAMA.

    HERES THE END OF THE SHOW,I WOULD ADVISE EACH AND EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD BECAUSE VARDHARAJAN IS TRYING TO OPEN INSTITUTIONS WORLDWIDE.HE HAS SUFFERED THREE HEART ATTACKS AND STILL ALIVE.SO HENCE HE IS ''DANGEROUS",THE ONE WHO WANT TO DIE GO TO DAT COLLEGE AND REST IF U DONT GET ADDMISSIONS ANYWHERE ,PLEASE DO SUICIDE BUT DONT GO TO THAT COLLEGE. OUR FAREWELL WAS AFTER FARING BADLY,

    HAV A NICE TIME ,BYE,JAY SHAH.

     
  • At 5:28 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    hey...
    this is shrutika...
    i m still proud and happy to b the part of this school
    i really miss... nalini kanta.... laxmi .... rekha gupta ka gussa... and neelam sharma a pyaar.. and also shakuntala ki sticknesss and history.........
    our school grp was really fun to b with...
    i njoyed every bit of my schoolo lyf... being under the saaya of verdhrajan.....
    not to forget our groups favourite Amritmony sir.... he is d best....
    i just wish i could go bk to my school days
    .wish i could.... but no issues.... in had lovely days and very memeorable days in school.....
    love u all ppl...
    tc bye...

     
  • At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    well said..., i enjoyed a lot

     
  • At 8:47 PM, Blogger Savvy said…

    I can't stop laughing I was in NES for 2 years ie 2000- 2002 commerce batch I called it Central Jail but let Me tell u guys one thing the friends I made ther are still in touch with me but not my school ore graduate college friends.

     

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