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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Salary theorem

This theorem states that engineers and scientists can never ever earn as much money as businessmen,salesmen,politicians and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

The equantion rests on two postulate:

Postulate no.1:Knowledge is power.
Postulate no.2:Time is money.

Given that: Power=Work/Time

And from postulate no.1 and no.2 we get,

Knowledge=Work/Money

Therefore,

Money=Work/Knowledge

So when knowledge goes to zero, money goes towards infinity,regardless of the value attributed to work,even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when knowledge goes towards infinity, money goes towards zero,even if the value of work is high.

Conclusion:
  • The less you know,the more money you definitely make.
  • Those of you who have had difficulty following this will make a lot of money!!!

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