Dad : What type of a Girl u want to marry ?
JAY : I want to marry a girl who is *Intelligent *Well-Studied *Obeys Parents *Good-Looking
Dad :Then u have to marry 4 times.

Father : JAY, where is your report card.
JAY : My friend Pavan borrowed it to scare his father.


GIRISH : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun
PAWAN : here take it
GIRISH : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun.
PAWAN : ha! ha! no money in my purse

NIDHI : Rachana, You are looking different today.
Rachana: Yes, Doctor has asked me to loose some weight.
NIDHI : So have you lost.
Rachana: Yes, I have stop putting my make up.

Baker (to Venkatesh) : SIR, shall I cut the cake into 6 or 12 pieces.
VENKATESH : No, cut it into 4 pieces only. I am on dieting.

SINI: Rahul tell me two nouns.
JAY : Who ? Me ?
SINI: Very Good. Sit down.