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SATISH and AMIT were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. SATISH: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
AMIT : 'Yes, I have'
SATISH: 'Well, my father dug it.'
AMIT : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
SATISH: 'Yes, I have.'
AMIT : 'Well, my father killed it.'

Biography of GIRISH
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.


Love letter My Dear FAIR & LOVELY (EK TUKUDA CHAND KA),
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA OPALA (Made for one). I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorapan se jyada khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile. You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me. I would like you should be my life partner. I think you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeble) and also think of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The coolest ones). If they will say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) and we COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca Cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are Wills (Made for each Other). After some time, our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Invited by all). We will be HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life is BOLERO (Break free). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real test of life), SATYAM ON LINE (Fun fast easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India). For me, HOME TRADE (Life means more). So never forget me. Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More).
LG [Digitally yours]


Top 10 inventions............

1) The water-proof towel

2) Solar powered torch

3) Submarine revolving door

4) A book on how to read

5) Inflatable dart board

6) A dictionary index

7) Ejector seat in a helicopter

8) Powdered water

9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

10) Water-proof tea bag