SLOGANS

• Sign on a railway station at Patna:
  "Aana free", "jaana free", "pakde gaye to khana free".
  
• Seen on a famous "beauty parlor" in Bombay:
  Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother!
  
• Seen on a bulletin board:
  Success is relative.More the success, more the relatives.
  
• Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
  We need your heads to run our business.
  
• A traffic slogan:
  Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough -
  or else they never will be.....
  
• Sign in a restaurant:
  All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
  
• Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
  Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God. -Indian Armed Forces